freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

cuddlecafe:

me: twirls hair

me: pops bubble gum

me: tell me about it……………………. stud

u: *.*

She is Art. What the fuck do you expect from her, other than confusion, beauty and goddamn soul?
— (via r3d-alchemist)

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

teacher:
you failed the test

me:
i am just a humble delicate gentle flower nymph elf fairy man person blooming garden... do not step upon me or yell with your words

teacher:
im so sorry... i didnt realize..

me:
its ok, but please try to remember next time.